Starting a video series as I dive deeper into DevOps and System Administration. Part one is up and there is more to come: video.lahijiapps.dev/videos/wa

Me trying to talk up my skills in an interview when the interviewer talks about all the incredible and innovative things they do.

Was thinking about modern patrons of the arts and someone showed me this.

The idea of "alpha" and "beta" males is an outdated myth based on misinformation. There is not a single reported case of a wolf using the Greek alphabet throughout the entirety of recorded history. It does not reflect how wolves act in the wild.

Like maybe it’s just because I’m spoiled by 3 1440p monitors but like I can’t imagine not having 6 half screen windows open at once ya know?

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I don’t understand how people can comfortably work on a single laptop screen when coding.

alias yeet="sudo apt remove"
alias yoink="sudo apt install"

Me: *answering interview questions for a sysadmin job well*

Also me: *blanks on what the difference between a VM and Container is*

Kill me.

when I was shopping today, someone said to me: "oh, you'll get a lot of notifications on facebook and instagram" and I replied "No this is my #mastodon and #pixelfedsocial account

@dansup

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Added Polls support, they will federate and are similar to Mastodon polls with the exception of notifications when the poll closes. #pixelfed #polls #pixeldev

Learning Sensu. This is a really cool monitoring tool! I don’t think I can go back after this...

sometimes it’s ok to want to feel the smooth and warm consistency of the cheese sauce before you pour it on the pasta. i’ve done it. who hasn’t? starting curiously, just one finger in between the starchy curls and the neon orange ooze. next thing you know your whole hand is catching it’s golden pour. skin fading away under the glow of a packaged sun beam. clinging, cloying. surreal. is it fair to ask a man what he wants to become if the world wouldn’t understand? i dream of reuniting with that cheese again, but the way i do in my dreams. after i step through the clock tower, my form awaits me. i step into the fluorescent cheese husk and become whole. i wake up.

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